Another open letter to Dan Bane, CEO of Trader Joe’s. Re: Come and get it!
Dear Dan,
As I was headed to work the other day, I saw something that I might be of interest to you and yours. That’s right. The lot that I offered to you as a prime location for the newest Trader Joe’s location has apparently just been listed to the public.
Check out those stats: over 39,000 square feet of building space and over 113,000 square feet of total property. I wasn’t jerking you around when I told you this place had an ample parking lot!
I really think you should give the Talbot Realty Group a ring. If you would like, I would be more than happy to put a call in to break the ice. You know, tell them what a great operation you are running.
Just think about it, man. I would hate to see this great opportunity pass you by. I may not know much about real estate investment, but I definitely have a pretty good handle on how much I love Charles Shaw wine. And I think this would be a great chance for me to be able to more conveniently buy that shit by the case. That’s got to be worth something to an upstanding businessman such as yourself.
